i do not need you to tell me that i'm not a cat

Hi

Mon, 16 Feb 2009 19:07:44 GMT

Along with baseball plays that involve catching the ball bare-handed, I believe I have discovered more solid evidence of a higher power:

I have children. I love them. I also love They Might Be Giants.

They Might Be Giants have infiltrated the world of my children and it delights me to no end. We listen to Here Come the 123s and Here Come The ABCs. The Mickey Mouse Clubhouse Theme Song (as well as Hot Dog!) is sung by TMBG. I am going to introduce Flood soon. My kids are going to be the coolest nerdy kids on the block. TMBG is going to be, like, vintage nerdy, which elevates it to some new level of ironic coolness, right?

This album (123s) should be the most acclaimed kids' album EVER IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE. Buy it. You will like it, even if you're not simply relieved that it means you don't have to listen to Barney for a while.

:(

Thu, 21 Aug 2008 00:37:10 GMT

R.I.P. LeRoi

PXF hand history

Fri, 09 Jun 2006 23:38:13 GMT

i am trying to get my subscription to a website extended. if i get people to sign up for free to view this hand history, i get points. the more i get, the longer my subscription gets extended, and i will be happyhappyhappy. sorry for blatantly spamming my own journal.

http://www.pokerxfactor.com/servlet/pxf?t=hand&handid=11291&fn=2238_20060609_180841

tyty.

also, i bought a raffi box set for jeremiah. it totally rocks.

pokerstars freeroll

Thu, 01 Jun 2006 02:39:42 GMT

I have registered to play in the PokerStars World Blogger Championship of Online Poker!

This Online Poker Tournament is a No Limit Texas Holdem event exclusive to Bloggers.

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Registration code: 6243794

if you play cards, check this out! looks like they're giving away WSOP seats and all you need to do is create a pokerstars account and put this little code in your journal/blog/whatever. :)

i will continue to be practically non-existent on LJ for the next month or so because not only am i raising my totally adorable son, but i'm a team captain for a tournament leader board bet on stars for june. i'll be playing tournaments like crazy so my team can take this thing down. weeeeeee!

Tue, 21 Feb 2006 09:31:09 GMT

also, apparently they run the marshall islands just like every city i ever built in simcity. stupid negative cash flow.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20060220/pl_afp/marshalluseconomy_060220164421

there's a BABY in me!

Mon, 09 May 2005 04:14:15 GMT

i'm not sure how he knew my number, but i swear to god spongebob squarepants just called and congratulated me because apparently a little seahorse told him that i am having a baby.

spongebob was very excited for me. i thanked him for his call, but he had to hurry away for some spongy reason.

my dad also called and told me happy mothers' day. creepy! mother's day! to me! i am no such thing!

to curb my boredom i have been creating baby registries on target and amazon. teeheehee, so much expensive baby stuff. with all the money i'm going to end up spending on cribs and playgyms and the like, i better have another kid down the road.

*pause*

did i really just say that? i'll blame it on hormones. and now i'm going to billy's to drink juice and water.

Mon, 19 Jul 2004 18:44:43 GMT

i have a list of things to do thats' like 58924387902384903284902380 lines long. i did two things on it this morning and i'm ready to go run around and not do important stuff anymore. thanks.

Tue, 29 Jun 2004 03:23:26 GMT

i've made my journal friends only. if you'd like to be added, just ask!