Along with baseball plays that involve catching the ball bare-handed, I believe I have discovered more solid evidence of a higher power:

I have children. I love them. I also love They Might Be Giants.

They Might Be Giants have infiltrated the world of my children and it delights me to no end. We listen to Here Come the 123s and Here Come The ABCs. The Mickey Mouse Clubhouse Theme Song (as well as Hot Dog!) is sung by TMBG. I am going to introduce Flood soon. My kids are going to be the coolest nerdy kids on the block. TMBG is going to be, like, vintage nerdy, which elevates it to some new level of ironic coolness, right?

This album (123s) should be the most acclaimed kids' album EVER IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE. Buy it. You will like it, even if you're not simply relieved that it means you don't have to listen to Barney for a while.

R.I.P. LeRoi

date:	09 Jun,2006 17:34
subject:	PXF hand history
security:	public
i'm feelingi'm listening to:	hopeful

i am trying to get my subscription to a website extended. if i get people to sign up for free to view this hand history, i get points. the more i get, the longer my subscription gets extended, and i will be happyhappyhappy. sorry for blatantly spamming my own journal.

http://www.pokerxfactor.com/servlet/pxf?t=hand&handid=11291&fn=2238_20060609_180841

tyty.

also, i bought a raffi box set for jeremiah. it totally rocks.

I have registered to play in the PokerStars World Blogger Championship of Online Poker!

This Online Poker Tournament is a No Limit Texas Holdem event exclusive to Bloggers.

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Registration code: 6243794

also, apparently they run the marshall islands just like every city i ever built in simcity. stupid negative cash flow.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20060220/pl_afp/marshalluseconomy_060220164421

i'm not sure how he knew my number, but i swear to god spongebob squarepants just called and congratulated me because apparently a little seahorse told him that i am having a baby.

spongebob was very excited for me. i thanked him for his call, but he had to hurry away for some spongy reason.

my dad also called and told me happy mothers' day. creepy! mother's day! to me! i am no such thing!

to curb my boredom i have been creating baby registries on target and amazon. teeheehee, so much expensive baby stuff. with all the money i'm going to end up spending on cribs and playgyms and the like, i better have another kid down the road.

*pause*

did i really just say that? i'll blame it on hormones. and now i'm going to billy's to drink juice and water.

date:	19 Jul,2004 12:40
subject:
security:	public
i'm feelingi'm listening to:	busy

i have a list of things to do thats' like 58924387902384903284902380 lines long. i did two things on it this morning and i'm ready to go run around and not do important stuff anymore. thanks.

i've made my journal friends only. if you'd like to be added, just ask!